Custom ping pong tables
What's the play
Skip the cold email and just show up. Carry a ping pong table into your target companies unannounced, set it up, and let it open the conversation. You cannot spam-filter a person standing there with a table under their arm, and it stays in their office forever.
What was the alternative?
A cold email or LinkedIn message that lands in spam and gets ignored.
Results / what moved
20
tables delivered
Standout hand delivered 20 ping pong tables to hot Paris startups like Photoroom, Joko, and Dust by showing up unannounced, table under the arm. The reaction was always 'we've never seen anything like this,' and at Dust they ended up playing a match before an offsite. It opened relationships with top companies in two weeks to crack the French market.
Cost breakdown
A ping pong table per target company
Time to pull off
They opened a whole market in two weeks
Steps
- 1
Pick a gift that stays
Choose something big and permanent, like a ping pong table, that lives in their office forever.
- 2
Skip the cold outreach
No email, no LinkedIn message that ends in spam. Plan to just show up.
- 3
Show up unannounced
Carry it in, table under your arm, to the companies you most want a relationship with.
- 4
Play, do not pitch
Let it start a conversation or even a match, and build the relationship instead of selling on the spot.
Notes
Deliver it in person and unannounced, since the surprise of a human with a table is the whole point. Pick a gift that stays in the office forever so your brand lives there long after. Use it to open relationships, not to pitch on the spot.
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